Thursday, December 6, 2007

Why?

Here is a mathematical equation, for those who prefer communication to be quantitative.

If: The average pain to fun ratio for most of life is stated as 1:1
Then: The pain to fun ratio for snowboarding = 1000:1

Here's the above statement in a qualitative (superior) way:

Snowboarding hurts real bad.

I hope that next time the ratio gets lower, or (for those who prefer qualitative measurements) that I don't fall on my butt as much as I did today.

Thank you.

5 comments:

Carol-Lee Joy said...

oh Ben. I warned you! As long as you didn't break any bones...it's all good. I hope you had SOME fun:P

Scott Aasman said...

don't worry friend,
math proves that the amount of times going snowboarding divided by the amount of falls gradually minimalizes.
rules of math demand a certain amount of pain before you can defy gravity doing siiiiiick tricks.

Kyle said...

haha oh ben
I know how you feel, I hurt my wrist pretty bad once, but as soon as you get it, you learn really fast...

and then it is absolutely amazing!!

Anonymous said...

i resent that aaron comment. And schmo-wboarding is hazardous to your health, so keep away from open flame.

Anonymous said...

p.s. (even though i have solemnly sworn off them)
I like the fact that you use proper spelling capitalization and grammar in your writing. Don't ask me why. If you do I will unexpectedly challenge you to a wrassle and take you down, even if you do not accept the challenge. You have the muscle development of an 8-year-old girl. What.up.